
Growing old is mandatory, but matching your hat is completely optional.

Board out of our minds? Never heard of it.

Act your age? We didn't get the memo.

Teamwork makes the dream work, especially on the green.

Our doctors told us to stretch our face muscles today.

We came to play every game, not to nap.

Working overtime on the green to secure that hole-in-one.

No peeking, no cheating, and absolutely no tracking devices allowed.

Marching to the beat of our own drums—and usually off-beat too.
